Maintenance Log Stardate 81051.6

Posted on Fri Jan 20th, 2023 @ 1:48am by Lieutenant JG Stanislav Finch

46 words; about a 1 minute read

"There once was an engineer who was Martian,
Whose mother should've had an abortion.
He cried so much every day,
His mum died just to get away,
Now his face looks like testicular torsion."

Vandalism: laser-etched limerick discovered in mess hall lavatory

 

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